Mike Epps served at comedy show, makes racist comment, calls woman a 'white bitch'

If you have no idea who Mike Epps is, don't worry, most people have never heard of the street-corner comic, either.

Like most unskilled comedians, Mike Epps relies on profanity and low-brow humor to entertain his not-so-sophisticated audiences, because he isn't sharp enough to create real comedy. But when Epps verbally assaulted a female process server during his May 6 "performance" at the Verizon Theater in Grand Prairie, Texas, he took his blatant ignorance to new heights.

During Epps' set, a woman approached the stage and placed a subpoena at his feet. The low-rent comic responded by calling the woman a "white bitch" and instructing her to suck his "d*ck."

After making the racist, misogynistic remarks, Epps admitted to the audience that the court summons was connected to his brutal assault on a photographer at the Key Club in Detroit.

Yes. The obviously pea-brained, d-list celebrity actually told tons of potential witnesses that he beat a man.

"This is from when I whooped that n*gga's ass in Detroit," said Epps to the crowd.

Disrespecting a fellow human being is never cool, but if a white comic had called a black woman a black bitch and told her to suck his musty private parts, the story would be national news.