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Rihanna’s tour is a ‘Loud’ flop

Written By Alfred Haynes on Tuesday, March 22, 2011 | Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Soon, you'll be able to hear Rihanna howling on street corners and in subways. 

Thank goodness! Finally, people are realizing Rihanna’s freak show isn’t worth the price of admission.

The word on the street is, Rihanna’s Loud tour is an even louder flop. The shaky-voiced performer is barely filling the arenas she is scheduled to play and her expenses are exceeding her revenue.

In laymen’s terms, the beyotch ain’t making no coins!

Her ticket sales are so pathetic, her manager, Jay Brown, has asked Rihanna to cancel her American tour dates, said New York's Page Six.

According to one source, despite the fact that her shows are a complete financial disappoint, the island born karaoke singer is still carrying on like a Diva.

5 comments:

towanda said...

What's with the "camel" stitching in her crotch? Disgusting! Seems she went to hell in a handbasket after the Chris Brown incident. The ONLY song I liked from her anyway was "Don't Stop the Music"...maybe it should have...

Timothy Fitz said...

Towanda, I thought you were a Rihanna fan. What happened?

towanda said...

The "music stopped":)

Anonymous said...

Kinda funny considering most of the dates sold out nd it was like in the top 10 best selling tour on 2011...it grossed over 90million...i dont see the flop being described here...

Amy said...

no, towanda after the chris brown incident in my opinion she got better!!! she stayed strong and she is a massive pop artist!!! she is a beautiful woman, she has had 11 no. 1 singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, becoming the youngest solo artist to achieve it! rihanna got a record for selling out ten nights at the The O2 Arena in London, the most sold out shows for a female artist in the venue's history!!!so u cnt say 'rihanna's loud tour is an even louder flop', coz it isnt!! i love you riri xx ur amazing <3

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