Looking like a third-world Transylvanian vampire, actress and humanitarian, Angelina Jolie, stunned the world with her pale and deathly thin appearance at last night's Oscars award show.
Wearing a black, velvet Atelier Versace gown that could easily pass for a pair of heavy drapes from a swanky hotel, Jolie tried to sex it up by sticking out her skinny right leg.
I was afraid she was going to fall face-down on the red carpet, because Angelina Jolie's dress clearly outweighed her by at least 50 pounds!
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