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Opening night of Charlie Sheen's 'Torpedo of Truth' tour bombs, flops

Written By Alfred Haynes on Sunday, April 3, 2011 | Sunday, April 03, 2011


By a show of hands, how many of you purchased tickets to Charlie Sheen's tour?

As predicted, Charlie Sheen's Torpedo of Truth tour has gotten off to a disastrous start.

The Detroit, Michigan show started at 8:13 p.m. with a comedian who was promptly booed off the stage by 8:30 p.m.

Sheen's show was officially declared dead at 9:20 p.m. That's when the audience turned on the former Two And Half Men star and booed the hell out of him. To which Sheen replied, "I already have your money, dude!"

Despite his ever-shrinking audience, Sheen rambled on and on about Warlocks, his napalm dripping brain, and using crack. And when he wasn't jamming incoherent sentences together, he was showing boring movie clips from his glory days and his recent TV interviews.

Needless to say, the audience was not amused, and many in attendance voiced their disapproval by informing Sheen that he "sucks" and walking out.

I guess Charlie Sheen's fans have learned a valuable lesson: It's a lot easier to watch a train wreck from a distance, but when you get too close, the gory details are seldom entertaining.

4 comments:

towanda said...

It must be rough to have money to waste on this scam. CS is ONLY funny because of the WRITERS on his show. Other than that, he is in serious need of medication. Plus, he's now a dog killer as far as I'm concerned.

Timothy Fitz said...

Charlie Sheen is a hot, reheated mess!

Rudy said...

some = someone

Rudy said...

At his Chicago show, Charlie made lots of money. :)
Of course, someone fans wanted a refund too. :)

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