Why is Michele Bachmann following a gay man on Twitter?

Kooky Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is anti-gay. Bachmann and her queerly soft-spoken husband, Marcus, own Bachmann and Associates, a family counseling clinic that has been accused of trying to "cure" homosexuals by praying the gay away.

With that in mind, why in the hell is Michele Bachmann following an openly gay man on Twitter?

While trolling Twitter for the latest political gossip, I came across a curious surprise - Michele Bachmann and I have the same taste in men. That is, we both follow CNN news anchor Don Lemon, on Twitter.

Admittedly, I added Lemon, because I think he's cute; to my utter disappointment, I am still waiting for him to say something interesting on Twitter.

But why did Bachmann sign up for Lemon's tweets? After all, not only is he gay, in August, Lemon openly attacked Michele Bachmann for giving the same responses every time someone asked her a question on the campaign trail.

Who knows?! Bachmann is so f-ing ditzy, she probably thinks she's following actor, Jack Lemmon, who has been dead for more than 10 years.